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Excuse Maker- Need a lame excuse? Go here! This whirling machine comes up with some off-the-wall excuses. I had so much fun seeing the strange combos it puts together that I forgot what I was really there for!

Insult-O-Matic - Classic, Evil Fortune Cookie, Pirate, Psychiatric, Redneck, Shakespearean, Simple, and Yo Mamma Insults. Definately a 1-stop insult shop.But yah need to be armed to fend off all the pop-ups! Still, I think it's worth the hassle. You can click on your page reload button to get a different set of insults. They also supply a results code for your myspace or any HTML application. Not insulted enough? Go here!

Sheep Dash - Welcome to the BBC science & nature website. See how fast your reactions are by shooting darts into the sheep. I think it's clever of those nerdy educational guys to come up with this. Browse around here & learn a few things (after you get a good score).

Sodaplay - Something serious has happened to the server running Sodaplay.com  and Sodarace.net. Soda apologises to everyone looking to play today; but they are working hard to fix the problem as soon as possible. Meanwhile if you’re interested in Sodaplay you might like to explore what we’re working on for the future of Sodaplay at Playforge.net.

Mr. Picassohead - using the various shapes, select, place them on your canvas, arrange, resize, alter colors, & whalla - you've created a "Picasso!" Needless to say, I've been "Lost in Picasso Land" a few times.

The 100 Question Purity Test - The greater the percentage, the more of a puritan (OR A PRUDE?) you are. My last score was ... AIN TELLIN!!

Art Pad - Use different brushes to make your painting on this digital canvas. Don't know how some of those paintings are so good - mine? ... well, I guess I have more of an abstract touch.

Custom Sign Generator - thousands of free dynamic JPEG & PNG image creators (you can make FREE logos, buttons, banners, email signatures, comics, signs, support ribbons, wallpapers, labels, MySpace clipart, barcodes, 3D pics, title bars, taggers, e-cards, etc)! No software needs to be installed. My favorites are - Logo Maker, Barcode Maker, Comic Quotes, & Billboard. Well, I could make a pretty long list so there you have it - my top 4. BTW: profits generated here go to help out the homeless.

Pack Square - Generate your own Pack Place sign! ... Atom Smasher's Pack Place Sign Generator. So realistic looking, you'll fool anyone - even me!

ThingsYouNeverKnewExisted.com

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Jokes & Humor Web Waste


Al Lowe's Humor Site & CyberJoke 3000™ - Lots of humor in text, audio, video, and sight gags. Sign up for my free daily joke email at CyberJoke 3000. Al Lowe is the creator of Leisure Suit Larry® and many other games. I've been getting his daily humor for 2 years. Al is one of my favorites to steal jokes from. Oh, hi Al - steal? No! I meant to say promote your content!


Real Life Simpsons - AWESOME, DUD! The intro to The Simpsons but with real people and real locations. REQUIRES - Windows Media Player

Grim Reaper - Media Player video. Watch people sweat when they think the grim reaper is behind them. REQUIRES - Windows Media Player

Stupid.Com - Stupid Gifts, Dumb Toys, Crazy Candy - STUPID PRODUCT SEARCH. The internet's best source of Stupid Gifts, Stupid Toys, Stupid Candy, and pointless useless, weird, and funny stuff

Things People Say
- Ordinary people can be drop dead funny. And I can imagine that many would like to crawl into a hole after saying what's posted there!

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Joke Challange - All of the jokes come from visitors like you, Well, some may be from my late Aunt Elda. They got sex jokes & rude stuff, but it's said that they don't display extremely tasteless jokes and really REALLY lame jokes. I actually managed to find a few I approve of.

IAmBored.com - A list of sites for when you're feeling bored. Can be a hit & miss thing; be sure you see this one! And at this URL you can download some of my favorite family (right! ) pictures.  Definately 2 thumbs up, updated constantly.

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Waste Yer Brain Quizzes

20 Questions - Try to out-wit this program! It knows almost everything and can read you like a book. The game becomes very addictive!

Are you Normal - Being unique is important, but are your quirks pushing you too far outside what is considered normal? This fun personality quiz will give you the answer. Brought to you by Chatterbean

Other Quizzes at Chatterbean - Are You a Culinary Whiz? What's Your Blog IQ? Is Your Home Your Castle? Ready to Own a Home? Are You Fun? What's Your Music Style? Do You Have a Passion for Fashion? Or create your own quizz!

Trivia Box  - "Is that your final answer?" Play this trivia game online. You'll have other visitors or signed-in opponents. You gotta think fast - there's time limits to some questions. I give this one a 2 Thumbs up!

YouThink.com - quizzes and personality tests.

Quizilla - quizzes, stories, poems, journals, polls, tags. See what's most popular or recently added.

KLorg! - Build your favorite burrito, and find out what topping selection says about your personality, your life, your past, your future. Be amazed as the tortilla wrapped seuth sayer reveals all.

The Ultimate Personality Test - Imagine if you knew how others really perceive you. The answers lie at the end of this fun and accurate Ultimate Personality Test! Other tests from Tickle.com.

Queendom - has 225 tests! Queendom offers the largest online battery of professionally developed and validated psychological assessments. A pioneer and leader in online testing, Queendom has served more than 250 million tests in nine different languages.

HUMANMETRICS
- based on Jung-Myers-Briggs typology provides your personality formula, the description of your type, and option to assess your compatibility

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Potato Gun Mayhem - A crisis at WonderfullyWacky.com, the Internet's premiere gallery of wacky gifts took place late Friday night. A shelf full of Alien Garden Gnomes came crashing down and bopped the Gift Guru on the head. He quickly turned evil and ran around WonderfullyWacky.com's warehouse shooting the employees with the Potato Gun. Baron Joe explains, "I was shot up pretty bad and I'm still peeling potato pellets off my face. (see picture to the left) Owner, Bob Brooks had this prepared statement, "The Potato Gun should be banned, I have decided to purchase at great expense the world's supply of Potato Guns, I plea that anyone who buys this vegetarian's weapon not to use it, but to take it to the nearest landfill and bury it!!"

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The Indian chief introduced his wife to a newspaper reporter. The reporter asked her name. The chief replied, "Three Horse." "That's a picturesque name," said the reporter. "Does it have a deep symbolism?" The chief replied, "Yes. Nag, nag, nag!"


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Match each word in the left column with its synonym on the right. When finished, click Answer to see the results. Good luck!

 

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The Diet Coke & Mentos Experiments

EepyBird.com
What happens when you combine 200 liters of
Diet Coke and over 500 Mentos mints?
http://eepybird.com/dcm1.html

The Coke Bomb
So we have all seen people drop the mentos in a 2 liter.
Well, we decided to change it up a bit.      Enjoy!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5695044769427318137

The Human Bomb
This video shows what what to expect when you
combine Diet Coke & Mentos in your own body.
http://crackmuffin.com/html/Mentos-Explosion.html

Add Dry Ice ... Now We Have Lift Off!
Here is a video of the Diet Coke and Mentos
experiment with 3 different size dry ice bombs.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4373579073695023435

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Family Guy Stewie In Your Pocket Talking Keychain

Stewie is not your average TV cartoon infant. He may think he's a badass but I bet Maggie from The Simpsons can kick his little smarmy butt. Have Stewie's actual voice at hand whenever a Family Guy Quote war breaks out! Clips includes: "Who in the hell do you think you are?" "Stop mocking me!" "Damn, you vile woman!" "I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster!" "You shall rue this day! Be gone! Start rue-ing!" "Put me through to the Pentagon!"
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