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2006_08_08_ohmibod.jpg OhMiBod: iPod Powered Vibrator

Since the iPod is already sort of a sex toy in terms of its fetishistic appeal, we're surprised it took someone this long to create a real sex toy based on both its functionality and design aesthetic (those fake candy-colored iMac-style vibrators that made the interwebnet rounds a few years ago and various clunky MP3-powered vibes already on the market notwithstanding): The unfortunately named OhMiBod Music Powered Vibrator is described as the "ultimate acsexsory™" to Apple's ubiquitous device and allows the user to create unique vibration patterns based on whatever music happens to be playing: "The combination of listening and feeling your music quickly transports you to a place where music, mind and body come together to create an unbeatable sexual experience." Sure, we've seen the same basic concept before, but at least this version looks cool—and given the fact that some of us here at Fleshbot have based our entire decorating schemes around the colors of our iPod Minis, we sort of can't wait to get our hands on one so that we can feel that much more coordinated in everything we do. Hope we manage to score one before Apple's lawyers do.

· OhMiBod Music Powered Vibrator (ohmibod.com; also spotted @ Gizmodo)



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WorldCat — 'Window to the world's libraries'

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"WorldCat is a worldwide union catalog created and maintained collectively by more than 9,000 member institutions. With millions of online records built from the bibliographic and ownership information of contributing libraries, it is the largest and most comprehensive database of its kind."

Margalit Fox wrote in her August 2 New York Times obituary of Frederick G. Kilgour, who created WorldCat, "Based in Dublin, Ohio, the cooperative oversees a vast computerized database that comprises the catalogs of some 10,000 libraries around the world — more than a billion items — available to anyone who walks into a participating library and logs on to a computer terminal. Starting later this month, the database will be available to anyone with an Internet connection."

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A Cure For Stupidity?


Pill said to improve short-term memory Pill said to improve short-term memory
Updated: 11:36, Tuesday August 08, 2006

 

A German scientist could be standing on the brink of a miraculous discovery - a cure for stupidity.

Hans Hilger-Ropers has started testing what is described as the world's first "anti-stupidity" pill.

Although he has only so far tried it on mice and fruit-flies, the results are said to be positive, raising hopes that one day a cure could be found for not-too-bright humans.

Germany's Bild newspaper reported that Mr Hilger-Ropers, director at the Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin, has developed a pill thwarting hyperactivity in certain brain nerve cells.

This helps stabilise short-term memory and improve attentiveness.

Mr Hilger-Ropers, 62, said: "With mice and fruit flies we were able to eliminate the loss of short-term memory."

Bild dubbed his project the "world's first anti-stupidity pill".

Article Source: Sky News


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The Evils of Coffee
is the scourge of modern womanhood says
Ezra Franklin Stockley, M.D.
"Nine out of ten prostitutes are habitual coffee drinkers, seven out of ten women convicted of shop-lifting admitted to drinking coffee only hours before the offence, and almost all female car thieves drink coffee.."
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This article is an abridged copy of a booklet first published in London, in 1922, by Dr E F Stockley, a physician of considerable notoriety in his native land, who was forced to flee the city of Cleveland, Ohio in 1921, after allegations of 'gross professional misconduct' in connection with his work at a pioneering health resort for unmarried, teenage mothers. I found it amongst the papers of my illustrious great-grandmother, Dr Clarissa McTaggart, who was a Consultant Gynaecologist at St Thomas' Hospital, in London, until her retirement in 1908, and an outspoken critic of the fashionable vice of coffee drinking which was then percolating down through the strata of British Society

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McDonald's employee has McRules for you

Joanna works at a McDonald's in Walker, Louisiana and she has some McRules for you to follow if you want to eat at her McDonald's!

Joanna posted "Things not to do when visiting a McDonald's" at McDonald's Talk, a Live Journal community where many McDonald's employees post their thoughts, stories, complaints and ideas about their employment at McDonald's. She has worked at McDonald's for 2 years.

Here are a few of my favorites of the 43 McRules she has posted (I've made some minor corrections to spelling and grammar):
  • Don't confuse franchises! We don't Biggie size, we don't have onion rings or nachos, and no...you may not "Have it your way."

  • If you ordered a burger without pickles and they somehow ended up there anyway... just pick them off because that's all I'm going to do when you bring it back to me to "fix it."

  • Don't come into the lobby two minutes before we close. Chances are I've already cleaned, and it will only cause me to do unspeakable things to your (already stale) food.

  • Don't scream at me if I ask you to repeat your order... we're talking about cheeseburgers, not missiles... so calm down!

  • If you don't see tomatoes on the sandwich in the picture don't [f#@%ing] ask me to take them off. The Big Mac has been around for ages... it doesn't have tomatoes.

  • Does this look like Toys-R-Us? Who cares if your kid's got 10 of the same toy already. That's telling me you don't feed them at home enough!

  • When I hand you your food and say "Have a nice day," you better respond with a smile, a "Thanks, you too," or at least acknowledge my existence. Its called being polite people.Wow
! I'm glad she didn't elaborate on the "unspeakable things" she'd do to my food... I don't want to know! But I like her insight that people obviously don't feed their kids at home enough if they already have 10 of the same Happy Meal toy!

I don't know how important it is to follow Joanna's McRules, but it might be helpful to remember that other McDonald's employees might share her state of mind. It might help you avoid the "unspeakable!"

Article Source: Fast Food News


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