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OhMiBod: iPod Powered Vibrator
Since
the iPod is already sort of a sex toy in terms of its fetishistic
appeal, we're surprised it took someone this long to create a real sex
toy based on both its functionality and design aesthetic (those fake
candy-colored iMac-style vibrators that made the interwebnet rounds a
few years ago and various clunky MP3-powered vibes already on the
market notwithstanding): The unfortunately named OhMiBod Music Powered
Vibrator is described as the "ultimate acsexsory™" to Apple's
ubiquitous device and allows the user to create unique vibration
patterns based on whatever music happens to be playing: "The
combination of listening and feeling your music quickly transports you
to a place where music, mind and body come together to create an
unbeatable sexual experience." Sure, we've seen the same basic concept before,
but at least this version looks cool—and given the fact that some of us
here at Fleshbot have based our entire decorating schemes around the
colors of our iPod Minis, we sort of can't wait to get our hands on one
so that we can feel that much more coordinated in everything we do.
Hope we manage to score one before Apple's lawyers do.
· OhMiBod Music Powered Vibrator (ohmibod.com; also spotted @ Gizmodo)
The Orion Nebula on a backyard telescope
Slooh’s Live SkyGuide audio offers real-time commentary on missions every
night of the week in your Mission Interface. Whether you’re a new Slooh user hungry for more
knowledge, or a veteran of the skies interested in joining a mission led
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the space exploration offered on our site. Our SkyGuides are some of the most
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the ideal means through which Slooh members can expand their knowledge and
astral aspirations. Think of them as the color commentators of a Monday
Night Football Slooh mission!
The Slooh SkyGuide is available seven nights a week,
beginning at 01:00 UTC - with a few bonus shows now starting even earlier
in the evening (see schedule below). We kick off the night with the
award-winning program StarDate, followed by a look at what is happening in
your universe with the Slooh SkyGuide Headlines.
Then we present our SkyGuides, world-renowned experts in astronomy and
space exploration, bundled in programming specially designed for the Slooh
membership. SkyGuides give you a guided tour of the Universe through
Slooh's mighty telescopes, and you can ask the SkyGuide your own space and
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In addition to the SkyGuides, Slooh also offers a constantly expanding
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Have a great suggestion for a SkyGuide host, mission, or topic? We
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WorldCat — 'Window to the world's libraries'

Tell us more.
"WorldCat is a worldwide union catalog created and maintained
collectively by more than 9,000 member institutions. With millions of
online records built from the bibliographic and ownership information
of contributing libraries, it is the largest and most comprehensive
database of its kind."
Margalit Fox wrote in her August 2 New York Times obituary
of Frederick G. Kilgour, who created WorldCat, "Based in Dublin, Ohio,
the cooperative oversees a vast computerized database that comprises
the catalogs of some 10,000 libraries around the world — more than a
billion items — available to anyone who walks into a participating
library and logs on to a computer terminal. Starting later this month,
the database will be available to anyone with an Internet connection."
Can't hardly wait
A Cure For Stupidity?
 Pill said to improve short-term memory
Updated: 11:36, Tuesday August 08, 2006 A German scientist could be standing on the brink of a miraculous discovery - a cure for stupidity. Hans Hilger-Ropers has started testing what is described as the world's first "anti-stupidity" pill. Although
he has only so far tried it on mice and fruit-flies, the results are
said to be positive, raising hopes that one day a cure could be found
for not-too-bright humans. Germany's Bild newspaper reported that
Mr Hilger-Ropers, director at the Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular
Genetics in Berlin, has developed a pill thwarting hyperactivity in
certain brain nerve cells. This helps stabilise short-term memory and improve attentiveness. Mr Hilger-Ropers, 62, said: "With mice and fruit flies we were able to eliminate the loss of short-term memory." Bild dubbed his project the "world's first anti-stupidity pill".
Article Source: Sky News
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The Evils of Coffee
is the scourge of modern womanhood says
Ezra Franklin Stockley, M.D.
"Nine out of ten prostitutes are habitual
coffee drinkers, seven out of ten women convicted of shop-lifting admitted
to drinking coffee only hours before the offence, and almost all female
car thieves drink coffee.." |
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This article is an abridged copy of a booklet
first published in London, in 1922, by Dr E F Stockley, a physician of
considerable notoriety in his native land, who was forced to flee the
city of Cleveland, Ohio in 1921, after allegations of 'gross professional
misconduct' in connection with his work at a pioneering health resort
for unmarried, teenage mothers. I found it amongst the papers of my illustrious
great-grandmother,
Dr Clarissa McTaggart, who was a Consultant Gynaecologist at St Thomas'
Hospital, in London, until her retirement in 1908, and an outspoken critic
of the fashionable vice of coffee drinking which was then percolating
down through the strata of British Society
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McDonald's employee has McRules for you
 Joanna
works at a McDonald's in Walker, Louisiana and she has some McRules for
you to follow if you want to eat at her McDonald's!
Joanna posted " Things not to do when visiting a McDonald's" at McDonald's Talk,
a Live Journal community where many McDonald's employees post their
thoughts, stories, complaints and ideas about their employment at
McDonald's. She has worked at McDonald's for 2 years.
Here are a few of my favorites of the 43 McRules she has posted (I've made some minor corrections to spelling and grammar):
- Don't confuse franchises! We don't Biggie size, we don't have onion rings or nachos, and no...you may not "Have it your way."
- If
you ordered a burger without pickles and they somehow ended up there
anyway... just pick them off because that's all I'm going to do when
you bring it back to me to "fix it."
- Don't
come into the lobby two minutes before we close. Chances are I've
already cleaned, and it will only cause me to do unspeakable things to
your (already stale) food.
- Don't scream at me if I ask you to repeat your order... we're talking about cheeseburgers, not missiles... so calm down!
- If you don't see tomatoes on the sandwich in the picture don't [f#@%ing] ask me to take them off. The Big Mac has been around for ages... it doesn't have tomatoes.
- Does
this look like Toys-R-Us? Who cares if your kid's got 10 of the same
toy already. That's telling me you don't feed them at home enough!
- When
I hand you your food and say "Have a nice day," you better respond with
a smile, a "Thanks, you too," or at least acknowledge my existence. Its
called being polite people.Wow
! I'm glad she didn't
elaborate on the "unspeakable things" she'd do to my food... I don't
want to know! But I like her insight that people obviously don't feed
their kids at home enough if they already have 10 of the same Happy
Meal toy!
I don't know how important it is to follow Joanna's
McRules, but it might be helpful to remember that other McDonald's
employees might share her state of mind. It might help you avoid the
"unspeakable!"
Article Source: Fast Food News
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